Scorpio in the wild...

The hospital Greg works at sent him a letter in the mail informing him that a coworker had nominated him for an award for excellence in patient care and work efficiency. I perked up and congratulated him for the recognition. He didn't seem excited so I probed, "You don't seem all that interested, what's up?" and he responded, "Meh, it's just weird, I prefer to lurk in the shadows."

I had a little laugh about it inside, silly Scorpio...